Sunday, August 23, 2009

Predictions for other platforms...

Okay. So Blogger cuts you off at 100 blogs. Good to know, and important for all my friends out there who will start this many blogs.

The question then, is what is the limit for the other platforms... here are my predictions:

Wordpress.com: 25 blogs per account.

They say they're limitless, but setting up a wordpress account is time consuming, and I think they just assume no one will set up that many accounts... 25, max.

Tumblr: 65 blogs per account.

I say this mostly because tumblr is strange and constantly changing it's platform and updating how it works... so I think a weird number like 65 makes sense.

LiveJournal: 1 blog per account.

They actually support limitless, but everyone who's on livejournal is too busy crying over themselves to start up more than one blog.

PREDICTIONS COMPLETE!

Too many blogs

My dashboard (Shrunk to fit on the screen):




Justification

When I say I defeated blogger I mean that I think I am better than the software and technology inherently found in the blogspot framework.

Most people would think that these limits placed on blogger users are just to stop idiot like me and spammers from creating endless blogs to continually harass others in the comments sections.

This is incorrect.

In fact, there is a limit to the number of blogs because blogger is weak.

I have defeated it... I somehow found a way to beat it at it's own game.

I have overwhelmed blogger. It's only a matter of time before I destroy all of the internet... and isn't that the goal we all have?

Yes it is.

2nd account started and ready to go

I just created a brand new blogger account, letting the other sort of sit around and wallow, storing the pieces I've contributed to the internet over the past 4.5 months. That one is done and done... or at least until I can come up with a good way to write the blogs "Good Morning Ameri-blog" and "Theme from Jurassic Blog," which I own the domains for because of how great the titles were, but then promptly realized I had no idea at all what a blog titled that would contain.

In any case, this new account is up and running. No one can get in my way now! So long first blogger account, I'm focusing on this new one: Blogger Account 2.0.